Cuck thoughts: Canadian girls and Black guys

This sent in to me from "Papa S": 

"For the last two years I’ve been living in Eastern Europe. For personal reasons, and much to my regret, I’ve had to make my way back home to Canada, if only temporarily. 

Things have certainly changed. Or have they? I set out to think about this and pondered about something for which I’ve always had a sneaking suspicion. Do Canadian girls prefer black guys?

Anecdotally, it has always been glaringly obvious that black guys get the most girls around here, but is the effect statistically significant? 

I asked my black friend TJ if I was on to something and he and I decided to run an experiment to confirm if it really was the color of his skin or just my imagination. We would both set up Tinder dating profiles and see who did better. He accepted the challenge. And he won it.

Did girls match with TJ more often because girls think that black guys are more accessible? Possibly, but from personal observation, and hundreds of anecdotes and observations over the years, I very much doubt that. I’ve always seen black guys hanging out with the hottest girls in town, and the matches that our experiment was getting were high quality in terms of physical attractiveness.

There was also the fact that women were more receptive to the more cheeky or sassy openers when sent by the black guy. One possible explanation is that explicit sexual advances from black guys come off as humorous because they already stand out as it is, allowing the opener to function as if it were an act of peacocking as opposed to a line that signaled thirsty white guy desperation.

Similarly, for girls, making friends with a black guy seems to send a strongly positive social signal to peers, especially in a very Left Wing virtue-obsessed society such as in Western Canada. Even if your matches don’t fuck right away, you’ll be sucked into their social circle like a vortex in a gravity well.

Another, perhaps less speculative reason, is that black guys really are just viscerally more attractive to the predominantly white European population of women in this part of the world. There is definitely some highly-regarded scientific evidence to suggest that genetic opposites attract. This, in combination with the low population of black men in this region, and the current global cultural milieu favoring black men in popular culture, is probably the best explanation.

Being black in Victoria, Canada is a goldmine. Being black in Greater Vancouver is likely just as awesome. I even got a few matches from Port Angeles, in Washington State, and they responded with the same level of excitement and fervor.

As for my prospective mating opportunities? Increasingly doubtful. My profile was relatively standard, but just like TJ, I'm pretty good looking. If I am only getting a handful of dates on Tinder, can the average white guy hope to do any better?

White men, it seems, are becoming the new losers of Western Canada. It’s just better to leave and date foreign women, I suppose. Or is the lesson in all this that we should ditch our phones, live out our lives more authentically, and meet women during the day, on their terms?

In the end, if you are a black guy and are considering the move to Western Canada, or never stopped to consider whether it was worth it, it’s pretty clear that now more than ever is the best time to follow through with that move. You’ll definitely be drowning in ladies in no time at all, and if you don’t feel like moving to Europe, this might actually be one of the better choices."